I woke up this morning, tripped on my shoe Spilled my coffee, now it's in my shampoo Lost my keys, and my car's playing hide and seek Guess I'll ride my bike, with a tire that squeaks Went to the fridge, found a sandwich that's blue Talked to my plant, now it's giving me attitude Forgot my wallet, tried to pay with a sock The cashier just stared, and called security, doc Oh, what a day, what a day it's been Everything's a mess, but I can't help but grin Lost my job to a robot who can dance Guess I'll start a band and wear mismatched pants Slipped on a banana peel, landed on a pie Got stuck in the elevator, tried to fly Sent a text to my boss, meant for my friend Now my career's got a dead end Oh, what a day, what a day, I can't believe Living life like a sitcom, gotta leave But I'll laugh it off, it's just my luck Riding through this circus, stuck in a truck